What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 21:55
Loons and Moons
No way
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
What is your secret to glowing skin?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Still no good.
In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones